You Have Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow
| Tony Stark: | Hey I just met you |
| Tony Stark: | and this is crazy |
| Tony Stark: | but I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster |
| Tony Stark: | so call me maybe. |
…wait, other people actually say this? It isn’t just me? What?!
(Source: c-o-g-n-i-t-i-v-e, via somuchsassysass)
PATRICIA PATRICIA PATRICIA PATRICIA PATRICIA
THIS WAS MADE FOR YOU <3 XD
This is 100% my life
(Source: elvood)
‘We be of one blood, thou and I,’ Mowgli answered. ‘I take my life from thee, tonight. My kill shall be thy kill if ever thou art hungry, O Kaa.’
‘All thanks, Little Brother,’ said Kaa, thought his eyes twinkled. ‘And what may so bold a hunter kill? I ask that I may follow when next he goes abroad.’
‘I kill nothing — I am too little — but I drive goats towards such as can use them. When thou are empty come to me and see if I speak the truth. I have some skill in these’ — he held out his hands — ‘And if ever thou art in a trap, I may pay the debt which I owe to thee, to Bagheera, and to Baloo, here. Good hunting to ye all, my masters.’
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